(from Dave Barry)

Q. As far as grammar, what is the difference between
''bring'' and ``take''?

A. ''Bring'' is a prehensile imprecation that must be
used in the vindictive tense:

EXAMPLE: ``Earl should of never brung Silly String to
the viewing.''

Whereas ''take'' is used in fraternal exhortations:

EXAMPLE: ``Take a gander at THEM headlamps!''


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