From: david_russell_watson
Message: 60649
Date: 2008-10-07
>You have learned the Tao of Sarcasm well, Grasshopper, I am proud.
> I have noticed that cell phones (I assume this is what the word
> stands for) tend to become lighter with time, eg. a cell phone
> might weigh 100 grams today which weighed 1 kg 10 years ago.
> Using the glottochronological method I am now in a position to
> compute the weight of a Nostratic cellphone namely 0,1 kg *
> 10^8000, or 10^7999 kg, or 10^7997 tons. Unfortunately something
> seems to be wrong with my calculator, because it refuses to
> compute this number; I hope some other member of cybalist will
> have better luck.