From: G.R.
Message: 25863
Date: 2003-09-16
On Tue, 16 Sep 2003, alex wrote:
> I guess such toughts of a language having just a wovel belong to the
> category called "intelectual masturbation".
> If there has been a time when in the words has been just only one wovel,
> then this should have happen as the human kind was not in kindergarten,
> but crawled just in 4 legs. Even the mouses have more more as one vowel
> in the noises they make. At least te /e/ and /i/ is clear to hear:-))
If the mouses have the noises in a number more as a, then thees wovels is
maybe not phonemic.
Jens
OK, OK, I know I shouldn't have, but this is what the beautifully musical rhythm of the last sentence above urged me to concoct as a variation on the theme. Just please don't throw me out, I like Cybalist. And please forgive my scarce knowledge of the English language and its rules of versification.
Yours respectfully,
Guido Ruzzier
If the mouses
have the noises
in a number more as a,
then thees wovels
aren't phonemic,
but maybe
just onanistic
'cause the mouses
utter noises
much more various
than /e/ and /i/
when they wank and wank and wank
(intellectually), sez I.