Nicholas Bodley scripsit:

> Repairs to a small local carillon had been finished, but the headline
> implied, instead, a repeated instance of exfoliation, like another bad
> sunburn -- "Bells To Peel Again". The headlines in our local paper are
> famous for their subliteracy.

Hey, it could have been "Belles to Peel Again".

"British Left Waffles On Falklands" -- pretty messy of them.

"NOTICE: In last week's edition, we referred to General *$#@ as
'the battle-scared veteran'. This was a typographical error and in no
way meant to reflect on the General's bravery. We should have written

Knowledge studies others / Wisdom is self-known; John Cowan
Muscle masters brothers / Self-mastery is bone; jcowan@...
Content need never borrow / Ambition wanders blind;
Vitality cleaves to the marrow / Leaving death behind. --Tao 33 (Bynner)