Anton:
>It would be more diplomatic (and just as funny)
>to say "invisible friend". ;)
Since when have I become a diplomat? Frankly, Buddha could totally kick
Jesus' ass any day. Jesus was so skinny because of that anorexia nervosa...
Come to think of it, did He eat anything during the Last Supper? Often those
symptoms are caused by painful issues that are repressed. I guess that's
where
the whole "closet" thing comes in. I mean, girls were flocking to Him left
and right, and instead, He roamed around in the company of a bunch of
sweaty,
bearded men. I mean, how obvious is that? There was more being shared
between Jesus and Pontius than loaves of bread, if you know what I mean. But
you know how it is, Pontius was playing the field and couldn't settle down
for
a long-term relationship. Jesus felt betrayed and the rest is biblical
history.
And just like a drama queen, Jesus has to go out with a big Hollywood-style
bang and get Himself nailed to a cross of all things. Girlfriend has a thing
for flare. Whatever.
Fine, Anton. I will hitherto refer to your imaginary, dead, anorexic,
gay friend as your "invisible friend". How's that? Ooops, where did He go?
Oh,
that's right, we can't _see_ Him {wink, wink} >;) Oh, I'm sorry. Didn't
mean
to joke. Your friend sounds divine. Honest. Anyways, have a happy new year,
eh?
And when you see your friend, wish Him a happy new year for me too.
- love gLeN
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