Re: Dniestr has nothing on Klallam and the 2nd prize goes to...

From: HÃ¥kan Lindgren
Message: 3602
Date: 2000-09-06

Some years ago i decided to learn some Czech before going to Prague. It's a very regular language, but it has some sounds that are hard to learn for foreigners, such as the r + hacek. This looks like an r with a small v above and it's pronounced as r + zh at the same time, according to our native teacher. She needed a lot of patience when we practiced that sound!
 
 A favourite of mine was the numeral four, ctyri, with haceks above c and r. Try saying "tch-ti-rzh-i" ten times in a row, fast. Another favourite was chces, "you want"pronounced "kh-ts-esh" (kh as in German ach, but slightly softer). And then there was the famous Czech sentence without a vowel: "Strz prst skrz krk!" It means "Poke your finger through your throat."
 
Hakan 
Stop the presses! I know the language that takes the prize for impossible
consonant clusters!

..... Klallam! It's a language spoken (erh, or mumbled) in British Columbia,
Canada. I think it's classified as "Salish", not sure. There have been many
a white man who've choked to death attempting to speak it. Some words don't
look like they have vowels. I believe that the Klallam-speaking people were
created by benevolent linguistic elves! Teehee :)

- gLeN