Indo-European Phrasebook

From: Piotr Gasiorowski
Message: 57
Date: 1999-10-08

Dear Indo-Europeans!
 
Our spirits are flagging: no activity for a week! This is no way to win immortal fame (*klewos @ngwhsitom). Here comes a challenge! Let me propose the following exercise for whoever might be interested in it. I'll wait TWO WEEKS for responses, then publish the best and/or craziest ones on my website (with full credit to the authors) in addition to distributing them among CyBaList members.
 
THE FIRST-EVER PROTO-INDO-EUROPEAN PHRASEBOOK
(anticipating the invention of travel in time and Indo-European tourism)
 
Propose and justify briefly PIE translations of the following phrases:
 
GOOD MORNING.
 
THANKS.
 
SEE YOU TOMORROW.
 
(to a PIE horse:) MOVE YOUR BLOOMIN' ARSE!
 
(to a charioteer:) WILL YOU HAVE SOME MEAD?--NO, THANKS, I'M DRIVING.
 
WHAT'S YOUR JOB?--I'M A HERO. I RIDE HORSES. I SLAY DRAGONS AND BEARS WITH MY BATTLE-AXE.
 
I'M A SHEPHERD. I PROTECT MY LIVESTOCK FROM WOLVES. SO DOES MY DOG.
 
If you can't do all of them, do at least one or two. I'll reveal my own proposals just before the two-week deadline.
 
Yours,
 
Piotr