Greetings

Even though I do not have the time to take part in the translation
exercises, I enjoy this list for the insight it gives into ON, and I write
today to ask a favour.

In my society, a friend is well known for his need to keep rushing to the
bathroom and has acquired the nickname 'kitten-bladder' ......

If it isn't too cheeky of me, could someone suggest a translation ?

Many thanks,

Guðroð

"Literature stops in 1100. After that it's just books"
J.R.R. Tolkien